Sticks holes and balls

The male of the human species has a thing about these two particular items, Balls and Sticks. They have clubs (sticks) that they join to talk about balls. Some examples of these is Foot ball, Golf , Billiards,Tennis. Tennis is where you belt this ball around an area with a racket (stick), and score points with an opponent, they use terms like love. Golf they belt a ball with a club (stick) and try to sink it into a hole. Just some times they get a hole in one this is the term for a good shot. Then with foot ball they kick the ball to score a try, which is what all men do try to score.
Now the gentleman's game is Billiards and they also hit the ball with a stick called a Que (stick) into a hole. They like different coloured balls and the black being the most rewarding one. People who are not good at these games  are called spectators spec being eye (ball) tater being a spud (Potato) shaped like a (ball). Pocket billiards is played by young males and there is no need to go into that any further into that other  than say it involves balls and sticks and no hole.
Russian roulette is also played sticks balls and holes and scoring, there is no trys and the result is an unwanted pregnancy.