Things you need to KNOW

I have six things that serve me well
They everything I know;
They are What, Where, When,Why,How and Who.
Ask and you will receive.
It doesn't take much but can be destroyed by,
Must, should, could, would, can't and insurance
and the proverbial know it all.
This last one comes in the form of a little man with little power and a big stick.

Examples are inspectors of all types.
That is (          ) inspector, insert your own word.
Then there is the tried and true and comes in one form
Knowledge.
Knowledge beats all inspectors.
Have a pen and paper handy and ask them to write down there mathematical equation and put in the relevant figures and prove you are wrong.
This is called the bluff and is guaranteed to work.
You don't have to know the equations all you have to do is check his figures.
Another fact all building have equations,
tension sheer torsional speed horsepower and the list goes on.
All things have a equations its up to the (     ) inspector to know this.
Remember that's his job