Pens

 Where do all the pens go? I think my house eats them and eats the right scocks cause they all disappear.. Do other people have the same problem do they grow legs and walk away. Pens! When I was Driving trucks pens seamed to get into the cab every where. They materilised from nowhere Even found them in the engine compartment. But now when I  am not driving they dissapear to only knows where. Pens! and socks, I think they are modern day stowaways. But socks where do they go? Never found them in the cab of the truck where do they go? this must be one of those scientific misteries, does any one out there in computer land know? Socks!